Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong naga.

Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dibmilmipfumloopnathatbun.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never wear black jumpers.