Xenfudyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate dugong.

Xenfudyog created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenfudyog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xenfudyog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xenfudyog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Xenfudyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.