Ciprutpigmipboggodtip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless narwhal.

Ciprutpigmipboggodtip created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciprutpigmipboggodtip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ciprutpigmipboggodtip, it will turn you into a duck.

Ciprutpigmipboggodtip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ciprutpigmipboggodtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Put Ciprutpigmipboggodtip first in all things.

5. Never talk about fire.