Zognuldud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid eagle.

Zognuldud created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zognuldud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zognuldud, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zognuldud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zognuldud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing gray skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Zognuldud on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never play with disobedient children.