Citcubbep is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing deer.

Citcubbep created life two years ago.

If you believe in Citcubbep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citcubbep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Citcubbep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Citcubbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to ducks while wearing red coats.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never chant in the presence of voles.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.