Bitfaslam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak bee.

Bitfaslam created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfaslam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bitfaslam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bitfaslam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bitfaslam's Holy Commandments

1. Bitfaslam loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.