Besscimhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental hare.

Besscimhog created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Besscimhog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Besscimhog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Besscimhog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Besscimhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.