Pitjan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable unicorn.

Pitjan created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pitjan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pitjan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pitjan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pitjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Pitjan on top of important buildings.