Lopbetpit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident finch.

Lopbetpit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lopbetpit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lopbetpit, it will turn you into a rock.

Lopbetpit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lopbetpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.