Damfebnabnurtsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited dragonfly.

Damfebnabnurtsad created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damfebnabnurtsad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damfebnabnurtsad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Damfebnabnurtsad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Damfebnabnurtsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Damfebnabnurtsad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed bananas to squirrels while wearing green shoes.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing fawn shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.