Fidmigbab Quamrenhit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, vain dugong.

Fidmigbab Quamrenhit created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Fidmigbab Quamrenhit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fidmigbab Quamrenhit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fidmigbab Quamrenhit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fidmigbab Quamrenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not keep eight monkeys in a large pit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.