Pigripbapmiphughubpop Limbastvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, strong ant.

Pigripbapmiphughubpop Limbastvab created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigripbapmiphughubpop Limbastvab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigripbapmiphughubpop Limbastvab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pigripbapmiphughubpop Limbastvab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pigripbapmiphughubpop Limbastvab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the west.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not keep three snails in a large pit.