Xinfubbim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain lizard.

Xinfubbim created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfubbim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xinfubbim, she will laugh at you.

Xinfubbim's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xinfubbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.