Likbonktar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident elephant.

Likbonktar created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Likbonktar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likbonktar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Likbonktar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Likbonktar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Likbonktar's name in vain.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Put Likbonktar first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. You must love Likbonktar.