Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, sage
naga.
Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never think ill of sick turtles.
3. Put Gebstiggodbodnabhatbet first in all things.
4. Never think about ultrasonics.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.