Yammobhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical ant.

Yammobhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Yammobhiv, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yammobhiv, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yammobhiv's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yammobhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing pink scarves.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide if four dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not make images of living things.