Mumtinlit Rulldidban is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise coyote.

Mumtinlit Rulldidban created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtinlit Rulldidban, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumtinlit Rulldidban, he will boil you in a big pot.

Mumtinlit Rulldidban's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mumtinlit Rulldidban's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Put Mumtinlit Rulldidban first in all things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.