Funarnced Yarpdav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented camel.

Funarnced Yarpdav created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funarnced Yarpdav, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Funarnced Yarpdav, it will turn you into a snail.

Funarnced Yarpdav's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Funarnced Yarpdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn trousers.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near ants while wearing pink dresses and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.

3. Run away if nine gulls approach from the south.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.