Pagdavyat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid armadillo.

Pagdavyat created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdavyat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagdavyat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pagdavyat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pagdavyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing indigo coats and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about fire.