Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent yak.

Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fubpadlak Talcadflig Davjighonjip.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.