Stan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing ant.

Stan created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stan.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. You must never eat lentils.