Abdodran is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent crocodile.

Abdodran created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Abdodran, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abdodran, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Abdodran's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Abdodran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if four seals approach from the west.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never paint your neck indigo.