Bestfosslin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able bee.

Bestfosslin created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfosslin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bestfosslin, it will turn you into a slug.

Bestfosslin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bestfosslin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Run away if eight great tits approach from the north.

3. Bestfosslin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Respect your elders.