Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful finch.

Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always obey Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Worship no other gods but Parkvolpad Metgovfun Gidsoggom.