Gombarngup is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain seal.

Gombarngup created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gombarngup, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gombarngup, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gombarngup's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gombarngup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Put Gombarngup first in all things.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gombarngup.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.