Gedtigpan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking sheep.

Gedtigpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtigpan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedtigpan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gedtigpan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gedtigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

3. Gedtigpan loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear dresses.