Straglammigtom is a god.
He takes the form of a large, witty
lobster.
Straglammigtom created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Straglammigtom, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Straglammigtom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Straglammigtom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Straglammigtom's Holy Commandments1. Learn four new languages a year.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Straglammigtom in the centre of the settlement.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always help sick tapirs.