Quilljabren Rapxinlog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise dove.

Quilljabren Rapxinlog created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Quilljabren Rapxinlog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quilljabren Rapxinlog, she will strike you with lightening.

Quilljabren Rapxinlog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quilljabren Rapxinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.