Nelldadjab is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy
jellyfish.
Nelldadjab created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nelldadjab, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nelldadjab, she will not care at all.
Nelldadjab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Nelldadjab's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nelldadjab in the centre of the settlement.
2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never talk about eukaryotes.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Put Nelldadjab first in all things.