Flammet is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish
mink.
Flammet created gold nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flammet, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Flammet, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flammet's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Flammet's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Always look after injured manatees.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.