Cemwanbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful faun.

Cemwanbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemwanbiss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemwanbiss, he will turn you into a mole.

Cemwanbiss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cemwanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.