Lansit Sogfatvonk is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, temperamental
cobra.
Lansit Sogfatvonk created a down quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lansit Sogfatvonk, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Lansit Sogfatvonk, he will destroy your home planet.
Lansit Sogfatvonk's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Lansit Sogfatvonk's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt hamsters.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Do not hurt whales.
4. Lansit Sogfatvonk loves moths, so they must be honoured.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.