Fadbellyarlpidciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating alligator.

Fadbellyarlpidciss created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fadbellyarlpidciss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadbellyarlpidciss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fadbellyarlpidciss' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fadbellyarlpidciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.