Yarlgedwit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous bee.

Yarlgedwit created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgedwit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlgedwit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yarlgedwit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yarlgedwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.