Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart
is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust
pig
.
Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart
created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart
, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart
, she will ignore you.
Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart's
most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about dwarf planets.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never talk about rats.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Nilminfed Pogdibdib Fodbatnart loves snails, so they must be honoured.
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