Muthudtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying squid.

Muthudtarg created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Muthudtarg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Muthudtarg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Muthudtarg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Muthudtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Muthudtarg on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Pray towards the east.