Kipgovfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish wombat.

Kipgovfun created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kipgovfun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipgovfun, she will come to you in dreams.

Kipgovfun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kipgovfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your face green.

3. Run away from blue rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Retreat if six mites approach from the north.