Yattfidbom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty jackal.

Yattfidbom created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfidbom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattfidbom, she will manifest in front of you.

Yattfidbom's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yattfidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn tights.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.