Farnfongan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome bat.

Farnfongan created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfongan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnfongan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Farnfongan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Farnfongan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Farnfongan on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Farnfongan on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Farnfongan.