Nultagyim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow armadillo.

Nultagyim created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nultagyim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nultagyim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nultagyim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nultagyim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Worship no other gods but Nultagyim.

5. Do not speak about onions.