Gomvonkbabrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, stupid dog.

Gomvonkbabrut created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Gomvonkbabrut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomvonkbabrut, she will not invite you to parties.

Gomvonkbabrut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gomvonkbabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Run away from black foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Run away if nine shrews approach from the north.