Tancarnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident hedgehog.

Tancarnurt created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Tancarnurt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tancarnurt, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tancarnurt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tancarnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing violet jumpers and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Put Tancarnurt first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing turquoise rings.

5. Never think about optics near swans while wearing purple skirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.