Duntifpadquat is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering
ant.
Duntifpadquat created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Duntifpadquat, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Duntifpadquat, he will turn you into a slug.
Duntifpadquat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Duntifpadquat's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never write about bacteria.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Duntifpadquat.