Dabkapfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured wolf.

Dabkapfit created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabkapfit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dabkapfit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dabkapfit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dabkapfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near mice while wearing cyan shorts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away from fawn shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.