Vilcussdub Stikfubvid Stigrakhim
is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil
yak
.
Vilcussdub Stikfubvid Stigrakhim
created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Vilcussdub Stikfubvid Stigrakhim
, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Vilcussdub Stikfubvid Stigrakhim
, it will try to impress you with trees.
Vilcussdub Stikfubvid Stigrakhim's
most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Vilcussdub Stikfubvid Stigrakhim's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
2. Never mention tapirs.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing magenta shoes.
5. Always pray immersed in water.
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