Pignansand is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciless finch.

Pignansand created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Pignansand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pignansand, he will turn you into a tree.

Pignansand's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pignansand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near snails while wearing orange rings and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Pignansand loves horses, so they must be honoured.