Gabditxenjan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest swallow.

Gabditxenjan created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabditxenjan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gabditxenjan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gabditxenjan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gabditxenjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never mention gulls.