Pinwabfig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome jackal.

Pinwabfig created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinwabfig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinwabfig, she will turn you into a duck.

Pinwabfig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pinwabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt snails.