Nadfagflat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane yak.

Nadfagflat created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadfagflat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadfagflat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nadfagflat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nadfagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing gray shirts and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if nine mites approach from the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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