Bongudkopflaghabhimfunfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, conceited dingo.

Bongudkopflaghabhimfunfarn created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Bongudkopflaghabhimfunfarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bongudkopflaghabhimfunfarn, he will turn you into a rat.

Bongudkopflaghabhimfunfarn's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bongudkopflaghabhimfunfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.
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